oh hey..check dis out too..haha fer all u hopeless romantics out there... 50 Ways To Say âI Love Youâ 1. âIf my heart were a baked potato, Iâd serve it to you with extra butter and sour cream.â 2. âYour terrible personality isnât so terrible after a few drinks and even when I sober up, itâs not as terrible as everyone says.â 3. âIâd shave my entire body with a dull, rusty razor blade and take a vinegar bath for you.â 4. âI am rubber, you are glue, any feelings you have for me bounce off and stick to you. Ironically, I feel the same way.â 5. âThe other day I saw this little girl day drop her whole ice cream cone on the ground and start bawling. After I stopped laughing, I thought, âIâm the same way when you donât call when you say you will.â 6. âI saw you in the morning, on the toilet, and I didnât run screaming. So there.â 7. âHug me. If you let go -- you lose.â 8. âUmm⦠like⦠you and me? Yeah. You and me.â 9. âYou are to me what an eye patch and parrot is to a pirate.â 10. âYou are the hole in my donut.â 11. âI am the pork, you are the beans.â 12. âYou make me want to vomit little chocolate hearts.â 13. âYou are my personal parachute.â 14. âIf you were a margarita, Iâd drink you by the bucket.â 15. âI really like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like you.â 16. âIf I had my junior high dance to do all over again, Iâd lean against the far wall, stare at you, and hate myself for not asking you if you liked the punch.â 17. âI donât love you. I merely enjoy tolerating your existence immensely.â 18. âIâll still want to have sex with you even when youâre old, fat, and ugly.â 19. âYou had me at âStop following meâ.â 20. âYour farts smell like vanilla.â 21. âWeâre a two person chain gang.â 22. ââI am valedictorian of the University of You.â 23. âIf you needed a kidney transplant, Iâd also throw in a bonus lung.â 24. âThe wet, fatty ball of muscle and sinew that pumps my thick, steaming blood to all of my internal organs starts to beat irregularly when you come into my line of sight.â 25. âYou are to me what Oprah is to mediocre self-help gurus.â 26. âWhile youâre in the shower, I collect your skin flakes from the sheets and now I carry them around in this little napkin I keep tied around my neck.â 27. âYou suck! So good.â 28. âIf you were frozen in Carbonite and taken by bounty hunters, Iâd gladly disguise myself, infiltrate a fortress of intergalactic gangsters, threaten them with a thermal detonator, and defrost you myself.â 29. âWhen I was a kid I was kind of stupid and I thought it would be fun if I stuck a fork in the wall socket and obviously I was thrown across the room. Well, that shock that made my teeth chatter and my hair fall out? Thatâs like you.â 30. âWe are totally codependent and I donât want it any other way.â 31. âThis is the âhappily ever afterâ part of the damn fairy tale, dig?â 32. âIf you were a handful of genital crabs, Iâd never change my underwear.â 33. âIâm not saying we shouldnât see other people. Iâm just saying Iâll chase whoever you see out of town with a nail-studded baseball bat.â 34. âI am your blank check. Donât bounce me.â 35. âShut your piehole! Okay -- now kiss me with that beautiful piehole.â 36. âIf you were in a horrible accident and they put your head in a saline solution-filled fish tank, Iâd feed you, change your water, and carry you on my back everyday until they built you a kick-ass robot body.â 37. âIf given the choice between playing roundball like Michael Jordan or raising rugrats with you in a trailer park then Iâd be the first to stand in line to buy diapers.â 38. âYouâre such a fucking asshole! And so am I. Letâs forgive each other, get drunk, and screw.â 39. âIf I was smart, Iâd follow you around like a puppy and never, ever crap in the corner.â 40. âNot only would I carry you out of the factory and drive away you away on my sweet chopper⦠Iâd also buy you a beer and a basket of fries.â 41. I wrote you a poem: âYou walk in beauty like the night/ which means youâre the hottest babe in sight/Come home with me so I donât get in a fight/I agree with what you said: you are always right.â 42. âIâm a grown up and just face the facts that youâre my security blanket.â 43. âYou donât know it, but right here, right now, is the point in the musical montage part of the movie. Letâs split a pretzel and go for a walk on the footbridge.â 44. âNot only would I die for you, Iâd bitch slap Satan a good one, too.â 45.âLook: youâre the only one allowed in my bunker. So go get some batteries while Iâll clean my shotgun.â 46. âIâm a junky for your instant messages.â 47. âI had the weirdest dream last night: I was waking up just as dawn was breaking, but instead of the sun rising on the horizon, it was your glowing face. You were smiling and glowing and it felt to good. Isnât that just strange? I have NO idea what that means. Pass the ketchup.â 48. âYouâre my best and only naked friend.â 49. âIâd smoke five packs of you everyday and welcome each and every eventual tumor.â 50. âLetâs set aside cool, ironic detachment for just a moment, shall we? I love you. Wow⦠wasnât that just like lame movie Reality Bites? Youâve never seen it? Itâs awesome⦠in a totally stupid way.â